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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by dufremle » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:42 pm

He/She is an idiot. All she had to do was walk through the scanner again with it set to 'male' and she would have made her flight. Nope. She refused and threw a fit and caused an incident. I don't feel sorry for her at all.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Stardog » Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:37 am

He/she shouldn't have been subjected to that stupid scan in the first place. As someone who has come up positive for explosives and been fondled (nuts and dick cupped, asshole hand swiped and everything) by the TSA I can say wholeheartedly FUCK THE TSA.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fixxervi6 » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:01 pm

I agree fuck the TSA
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by JTChiTown » Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:39 pm

Yup. Glad they have a flawless record of stopping nothing.

When I was flying a lot, the difference between full TSA airports and those with contract outfits was astounding. And as much as we hate them here, DFW and DAL are probably the best 2 full TSA outfits I've seen.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:47 pm

Stardog84 wrote:As someone who has come up positive for explosives and been fondled (nuts and dick cupped, asshole hand swiped and everything) by the TSA I can say wholeheartedly FUCK THE TSA.
fixxervi6 wrote:I agree fuck the TSA
I'm just glad they are profiling you two. :D
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Stardog » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:50 pm

I threw my pilot's license on the table and asked them where their fucking pilot's licenses were. There was some quoting of Benjamin Franklin on the topic of liberty.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fixxervi6 » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:15 pm

I paid their civil fine so they could keep people "safe". Just another establishment to pump money out of citizens while reducing our liberties.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Stardog » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:18 pm

I feel safer knowing that they checked my testicles for explosives, and that you paid their fine.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fixxervi6 » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:23 pm

Stardog84 wrote:I feel safer knowing that they checked my testicles for explosives, and that you paid their fine.
Explosive testicles does sound kind of scary.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:02 pm

Depends on how big they are.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fartymarty » Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:53 pm

Stardog84 wrote:...nuts and dick cupped, asshole hand swiped and everything by the TSA... I can... wholeheartedly FUCK THE TSA.
Well sure, they got you all warmed up first, foreplay always helps with that. :icon_xxx:

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Envy » Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:25 am

I think tsa would be a lot more fun if they were like this
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Striple » Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:52 am

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Wed Sep 30, 2015 8:38 am

milesmiles wrote:fwmr guys are assholes ya know?
Dude, WTF???? :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by milesmiles » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:01 am

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Re: The official quotes thread

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Envy » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:38 am

milesmiles wrote:when dealing with you, i'll bring out the feather.....

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by milesmiles » Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:26 am

well played good sir
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:07 am

Polokid69 wrote:What's with the Kawasaki...bustin (apart)...
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fixxervi6 » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:11 pm

Striple wrote:S84 and I both kinda suck...so this should be interesting.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Pooty » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:23 pm

:SideSplittingLaughter:

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by milesmiles » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:18 am

Y'all people are slackin on this thread.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fixxervi6 » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:55 am

milesmiles wrote:Y'all people are slackin on this thread.
You haven't been posting to provide material
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:52 am

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by milesmiles » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:25 pm

I'm working on it!
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