Fort Worth Motorcycle Riders

Can't we just assign a meatball to buy a backpack and bring a six pack of Charmin on every ride?

LonestarCBR wrote:Can't we just assign a meatball to buy a backpack and bring a six pack of Charmin on every ride?

NO! We already have to carry enough JB Weld and ductape to hold all the triumphs together, and we are out of room, unless you think toilet paper will work better to mend your bikes.

We have like 13 meatballs, surely you all can manage a little toilet paper.

fixxer, we need some kind of meatball test to go with the application.

stoney812 wrote:

LonestarCBR wrote:Can't we just assign a meatball to buy a backpack and bring a six pack of Charmin on every ride?

NO! We already have to carry enough JB Weld and ductape to hold all the triumphs together, and we are out of room, unless you think toilet paper will work better to mend your bikes.

ZZZZZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And LMAO ZOMG I thought the truck was a joke- pure awesomeness!~!!

LonestarCBR wrote:Can't we just assign a meatball to buy a backpack and bring a six pack of Charmin on every ride?

You just did. Sounds like we have an official charmin carrier for EVERY ride...this meatball better be on every ride until his meatballship has rolled off the plate and is gone.

Telomere wrote: OR you could stuff them in your pants like the kids in the commercials did.

Does this mean it will make jeans stuffed with TP considered as "appropriate riding gear"? Should be just as protective as leathers, right?

Absolutely. We can even go try it on a dirt bike first and report back to Lonestar on how it did. Shit, it may help protect against sunburn and ants too!