Hello, FWMR!

[Teresa]

Hey, thanks to both of you. Your impression was great, and I had an extremely good time. 82 and I didn't leave until 1:30 or so. I can't wait to see you all next time, and hopefully meet some more of the folks!

[Telomere]

You are totally cooL! I likes!! Just remember, mouthwash is for the mouth and not to wash your hands with

82 is cool too but too bad I couldn't stay to chit chat longer. Brainiac told me today that she almost fell asleep in class. OOPS! One of these days, maybe Fixxer and I will be able to stay out late (without having to work the next day ).

[Teresa]

I forgot to tell you! Later, when I was in the restroom, I introduced another girl to the mouthwash and she confessed that she had washed her hands with it earlier, and never been the wiser. What a hazard! Oh, poor Brainiac, all sleepy in class I probably won't be staying out that late often; I just happen to be off work this week so it was a special occasion.

[Bewst]

I'm glad I got off early today for my birthday, I was pretty tired @ work, lol

[Teresa]

Oopsy daisy! We're the bad kids for sure

[DemonDuck]

One day I wont have to work and will make it to bike nights again I SOOOOOOO miss my bikenights.

[Firewa11]

I forgot to tell you! Later, when I was in the restroom, I introduced another girl to the mouthwash and she confessed that she had washed her hands with it earlier, and never been the wiser. What a hazard!

So, the big giant label on the dispenser that reads "MOUTHWASH" wasn't a giveaway?

[Rhino]

I forgot to tell you! Later, when I was in the restroom, I introduced another girl to the mouthwash and she confessed that she had washed her hands with it earlier, and never been the wiser. What a hazard!

So, the big giant label on the dispenser that reads "MOUTHWASH" wasn't a giveaway?

Women only read the instructions when there's a man to prove wrong.

[Stardog82]

I think you meant 'attempt to prove wrong'

[Telomere]

I forgot to tell you! Later, when I was in the restroom, I introduced another girl to the mouthwash and she confessed that she had washed her hands with it earlier, and never been the wiser. What a hazard!

So, the big giant label on the dispenser that reads "MOUTHWASH" wasn't a giveaway?

I can't say that I am exactly USED to seeing mouthwash in a restroom That is definitely something new!

[DarcShadow]

You need to go to more high end joints.

[milesmiles]

fox and hound high end

[Teresa]

Well, this is distressing. Rhino and 82, if you insist on teaming up for women-bashing, isn't it poor form to do so on my friendly introduction thread?
Also, I was disheartened to learn that the men's restroom is not equipped with mouthwash facilities. Surely the gentlemen need breath-freshening at least as much as we ladies do, and their far-superior intellect might even prevent the associated handwash-related pitfalls.

[WillK675]

There is a mouthwash station in the mens restroom at F&H. It's mounted to a mini cup dispenser. Does the women's not have a cup dispenser? If not that could explain the confusion.

[Stardog82]

Dispenser not necessary. They just wrap their lips around the... ok, I'm stopping there

[Teresa]

I was led to believe that there was not mouthwash in the men's at all. I now believe that the maker of that statement has been washing his hands with the mouthwash.

82, you're grossing me out.

[milesmiles]

I can confirm there is one. And instead of washing their hands with mouthmash, i would think they were not washing their hands at all...hence why they don't know there is one. Now who is this fella anyways?!?!

[Teresa]

I don't remember for sure. I met several people and several beers that night. I nominate CakeNinja as a possibility, but that's unconfirmed.

[Rhino]

I think you meant 'attempt to prove wrong'

No, they're smarter than us. They pick fights they know they'll win, even if we don't know they won.

Trust me, after the fight she checks with her girlfriends and they all agree she won.

I don't remember for sure. I met several people and several beers that night. I nominate CakeNinja as a possibility, but that's unconfirmed.

I'm guessing whoever it was had some lovely soapy breath.

[Rhino]

I think you meant 'attempt to prove wrong'

No, they're smarter than us. They pick fights they know they'll win, even if we don't know they won.

Trust me, after the fight she checks with her girlfriends and they all agree she won.

I don't remember for sure. I met several people and several beers that night. I nominate CakeNinja as a possibility, but that's unconfirmed.

I'm guessing whoever it was had some lovely soapy breath.

[Teresa]

Well, I checked with CakeNinja, and he said he believed that both he and Benny had claimed that there was no mouthwash in the men's room, which we now know to be false. However, he does insist that he washes his hands. So either he's been washing his hands with the mouthwash or he's just not observant enough (which would obviously be the case either way). He's agreed to retrace his steps and figure it out next time he's there.

Rhino, I like you and your astute examination of womankind. We're gonna be friends.

[Rhino]

Rhino, I like you and your astute examination of womankind. We're gonna be friends.

Yeah, I've learned a thing or two the hard way, and a lot more things the easy way.

[dufremle]

The mouthwash in the mens room is hanging off the side of the towel dispenser. If you are not paying attention you can miss it.

[Firewa11]

I'm really suprised that Benny missed it, considering he's been going to Fox & Hound for years and years. It does hang off the paper towel dispenser, so perhaps he doesn't dry his hands after washing them, or he just doesn't wash them at all, chosing to go with the "don't piss on your hands" approach to urinating.

Heh...

Oh, and '77, don't be too quick to dismiss Rhino's sexist attitude, he likes to flaunt it.

[Rhino]

Oh, and '77, don't be too quick to dismiss Rhino's sexy attitude, he likes to flaunt it.

FTFY