God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

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God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by Striple » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:54 am

New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by DemonDuck » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:40 am

OOOO wow. This wrong in so many ways.... but I would have to say if it was anyone else Chuck would win but against GOD even Chuck dont have enough for that.
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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by milesmiles » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:27 am

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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by Rhino » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:36 am

Fist fight? God.

Roundhouse kick fight? Chuck Norris.

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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by Telomere » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:55 pm

Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris of course. God doesn't fight. He would talk his way out of it...WWJD! :D

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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by DemonDuck » Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:06 am

Telomere wrote:
Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris of course. God doesn't fight. He would talk his way out of it...WWJD! :D

Now it all depends.... GOD has turned cities to stone...sent all kinds of plagues....ect ect. I think the thing to remember is that the fight would never happen.... GOD and Chuck are always on the same side.
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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by Striple » Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:28 am

DemonDuck wrote:I think the thing to remember is that the fight would never happen.... GOD and Chuck are always on the same side.
But only because God can't block that roundhouse kick...
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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by DemonDuck » Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:51 am

ROFL... GOD could make him forget how to use that roundhouse kick...
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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by Rhino » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:40 am

DemonDuck wrote:ROFL... GOD could make him forget how to use that roundhouse kick...
I don't think we're talking about the same Chuck Norris.

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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by Firewa11 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:19 am

Yeah, there are billions of people alive on the planet today only because Chuck Norris lets them live.
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Post by dufremle » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:05 pm

Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Chuck. God doesn't exist.

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Re: bit of Moto GP

Post by DarcShadow » Tue May 01, 2012 7:56 am

Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Which god? Thor might give him a good fight. Zeus, not so much. Odin would probably kick his ass.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by Firewa11 » Tue May 01, 2012 8:01 am

Cthulhu for the win!

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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by DarcShadow » Tue May 01, 2012 8:12 am

OH, and don't forget about the all powerfull spaghetti monster. No way Chuck could beat him.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by Firewa11 » Tue May 01, 2012 8:23 am

Well, I actually disagree with you there. Chuck would simply eat His noodely appendages...
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Post by Stardog82 » Tue May 01, 2012 9:44 am

This is a trick question. Chuck Norris is God.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by fixxervi6 » Tue May 01, 2012 10:06 am

Blasphamy, he boild for your sins and this is how you respond?
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by Firewa11 » Tue May 01, 2012 12:39 pm

fixxervi6 wrote:Blasphamy, he boild for your sins and this is how you respond?
He did boil for my sins, but Chuck is a more powerful diety.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by WillK675 » Tue May 01, 2012 12:50 pm

Within the church of Jedi, who exactly is God? or is the force god? And on that note, can chuck defeat the force, or does chuck use the force?
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by Firewa11 » Tue May 01, 2012 12:52 pm

The force isn't a single diety, but is rather an energy force that surrounds us, and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by Bewst » Tue May 01, 2012 1:06 pm

Check Norris would win, you can't fight something that is fake.

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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by WillK675 » Tue May 01, 2012 1:37 pm

Firewa11 wrote:The force isn't a single diety, but is rather an energy force that surrounds us, and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
Alright fine. So let's say ol Chucky vs. Yoda then.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by DarcShadow » Tue May 01, 2012 1:45 pm

Think I'm going to have to go with chuck on that one. He'd just ax kick yoda and it'd be done.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by WillK675 » Tue May 01, 2012 1:48 pm

But would he land the kick, or Would Yoda just use the force and flip him on his ass mid kick?
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"

Post by Firewa11 » Tue May 01, 2012 1:50 pm

Hmm, good point. I think we might have to call that one a tie.
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