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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Striple » Fri May 08, 2015 2:55 pm

Telomere wrote:
Striple wrote:
Telomere wrote:her big camel toe trips over Firewa11's mooseknuckle
That one made me spill my coffee.
:SideSplittingLaughter: I hope it wasn't on anything important.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Fri May 08, 2015 3:00 pm

I can see it now...sorry, you get an "F" on your report, it had coffee spilled on it. :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Striple » Fri May 08, 2015 3:26 pm

Years ago, a few of my student's papers were mauled by one of my dogs. Fortunately, those few papers were not very good to begin with, so the damage was minimal. :D
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Telomere » Fri May 08, 2015 4:29 pm

Striple wrote:Years ago, a few of my student's papers were mauled by one of my dogs. Fortunately, those few papers were not very good to begin with, so the damage was minimal. :D
:SideSplittingLaughter: I can see my damn cats doing that. I swear they think they are dogs. I would hate to have to explain to any students why their papers are shredded. I can see them demanding an A for it. Good thing I can print it off of turnitin!!
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Sat May 09, 2015 9:44 am

That's hypocrisy you two!!!! The students can't use the excuse but the teachers can?!!! Unfair!!! INJUSTICE!!!!! :spank: Hahah I really don't care I just found that a good excuse to use :spank: Spank spank spankity spank. Caffeine. Yes yes YES OOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOSSSSHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Telomere » Sat May 09, 2015 10:17 am

I don't use that excuse....I print it off the internet and don't tell them. Duh.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Firewa11 » Sat May 09, 2015 1:47 pm

Telomere wrote:I am still not awake because I saw moose knuckle!!!
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Telomere » Sat May 09, 2015 1:52 pm

Firewa11 wrote:
Telomere wrote:I am still not awake because I saw moose knuckle!!!
You'd be surprised what tricks tired eyes play on you.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Mon May 11, 2015 9:11 am

dufremle wrote:I grabbed her once
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Firewa11 » Mon May 11, 2015 10:11 am

fixxervi6 wrote:Just let them get wet if you decide to run
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Mon May 11, 2015 11:10 am

Firewa11 wrote:See? It goes into the hole and the hole is supposed to grab onto it. It's supposed to fit in there snug so it doesn't come out.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Tue May 12, 2015 5:54 am

Polokid69 wrote:Only damage was to my ego and a bruise to my palm
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by milesmiles » Thu May 21, 2015 1:48 pm

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:24 pm

dufremle wrote:Don can take tail.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:18 pm

WickerMan wrote:...I'm just not a naked fan.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by milesmiles » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:21 pm

BeautifulDisaster wrote:Damn these small hands. I remember you let me hold it and I definitely could not get a good grip on it because it's so big. But I am bound and determined to work my way up to it. Will level up as necessary of course (and pay for the ammo each time!).
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:01 pm

sonofabeech :icon_thefinger:
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Firewa11 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:03 pm

LOL!
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fixxervi6 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:12 pm

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Rhino » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:40 am

BeautifulDisaster wrote:Damn these small hands. I remember you let me hold it and I definitely could not get a good grip on it because it's so big. But I am bound and determined to work my way up to it.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:18 am

I shall have revenge!!!! :mad: (Well played buddy! :icon_thumb: )
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Rhino » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:43 am

And now you know why they call me Rhino.

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by LonestarCBR » Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:21 am

fixxervi6 wrote:I have a vacum thingy...
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Rhino » Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:17 am

BeautifulDisaster wrote:Stiff...and...tall..., sure I'll take that on! ;) that is so very kind of you to offer, thank you!!! ^_^ )
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:27 am

:evil: (hah, you are good!)

I am plotting my revenge you know :HappyAngel2: I'm going to have to assign certain dessert portions to certain people for the picnic. :D
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