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The official quotes thread

Post by sckego » Sun May 30, 2010 5:49 pm

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Dr.PorkChop » Sun May 30, 2010 6:04 pm

she purtier than mayonaise oozing out of a spam sandwich!

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by El Diabro » Sun May 30, 2010 9:04 pm

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by PinkFiddy » Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:59 pm

not a quote i know, but notice whom we all seem to quote the most lol. we really do have the whitest club ever!!! love ya j, and no offense kev.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by PinkFiddy » Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:28 am

*grinner says this needs to be changed to the official Jared/Fireblade thread :D
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by El Diabro » Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:55 am

PinkFiddy wrote:not a quote i know, but notice whom we all seem to quote the most lol. we really do have the whitest club ever!!! love ya j, and no offense kev.
Yeah, you say that now, but I'm still riding with a tinted visor for the po po :)
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fireblade » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:07 am

Firewa11 wrote:I'll be whatever you want me to be... for a price.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by PinkFiddy » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:29 am

in a discussion between my boyfriend and my roommate about people throwing trash in other people's yards and Brittani getting rather annoyed and wanting to say something, Grinner tries to calm her down by telling her to bottle it up until he really needs her and then he'll unleash the dog. So Brittani, who's excellent at quotes and had been running mulitple all day, pops off, "I'm really good with my mouth," while texting on her phone so her reaction was quite delayed but rather amusing.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by PinkFiddy » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:30 am

oh, and kev, you can hide all you want behind that visor, but your helmet stands out so bad, they'd know it was you in a hearbeat ;)

luvs ya bro.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by El Diabro » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:48 am

oh, yeah, it's the helmet that makes me stand out with this group :)
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Post by sauter0966 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:10 am

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Firewa11 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:40 pm

If you have to explain it, it's not a funny quote. Just say "I'm good with my mouth" - Brittani
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Firewa11 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:43 pm

fireblade wrote:I already know how to say "less teeth, more tongue" is there anything else?
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by GRex » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:45 pm

Firewa11 wrote:
fireblade wrote:I already know how to say "less teeth, more tongue" is there anything else?
Yes - tell granny to take out her dentures :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by sckego » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:21 pm

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Re: The official quotes thread

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by PinkFiddy » Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:20 pm

Grinner's cuz Big Dave wrote:I checked to make sure it's not a miata convertible because if it was I'm afraid I'd fart and pop out the top.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fireblade » Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:59 pm

Blizzard_1708 wrote:they are! How big do you want them, because they are REALLY big
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Firewa11 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:33 am

WillK675 wrote:Friends don't let friends, drink and saw.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by Firewa11 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:50 am

fireblade wrote:its not that bad, plus there is plenty of booze there to get the taste out of your mouth.
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by dufremle » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:15 am

Firewa11 wrote:It won't take long for Blizz to be on top of me again :SideSplittingLaughter: :roll:
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by El Diabro » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:37 pm

Sauter0966 wrote: I tried that to, maybe I am just not holding my mouth right
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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by WillK675 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:04 pm

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Re: The official quotes thread

Post by fireblade » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:57 pm

Valentina wrote:everything is BIG here hehe
Random stuff I say:
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.

What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?