Joke of the day

[milesmiles]

Lonestar...I hope you know what game this is, i mean you are pretty old!

[LonestarCBR]

You will do well to remember this.

I only played Asteroids.

[BeautifulDisaster]

LOL that's freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeautifulDisaster]

Satire for Beginners:

I was going to first post this funny question in the thread I originally saw the icon in, but, I didn't want to unintentionally upset someone by unintentionally derailing the introduction thread by intentionally causing some laughs.

So then I was going to post this in the general discussion area but because I'm only half serious and half kidding I figured someone would be annoyed because it's a joke and a question and it (insert reason for someone to be annoyed here).

SO... I was then going to post it in the politics and religion section of the forums because the small, innocent joke could possibly be perceived as prejudicial and then there could possibly be this whole big thing over something silly.

SOOOOOO.... I finally decided to post it in the only (safe) place on the boards where everything is taken with a grain of salt and everyone seems to have some kind of a sense of humor...

My simple question is:

What the heck is this icon? Is that a nacho chip? Saying "Hola?" Seriously, what IS that?

[Firewa11]

It's NAAACHOOOOO CHEESE!

[BeautifulDisaster]

[dufremle]

I can't see it on tapatalk.

[stoney812]

My simple question is:

What the heck is this icon? Is that a nacho chip? Saying "Hola?" Seriously, what IS that?

Bwahahah... I thought the same thing, then when I saw the icon name is "Pat" and it all made sense.

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[LonestarCBR]

Not sure if this qualifies as a joke, but it seems fitting for some of US. Courtesy of Facebook.

[BeautifulDisaster]

My simple question is:

What the heck is this icon? Is that a nacho chip? Saying "Hola?" Seriously, what IS that?

Bwahahah... I thought the same thing, then when I saw the icon name is "Pat" and it all made sense.

ItsPat.jpg

ROFL!!!!!! YES!!!! XD Glad I'm not the only one


And Terry that pic is great for so many reasons!!!!

[Pooty]

Ya, Terry good pic
I can relate
Y'all just don't laugh too hard
at me in coming years

[LonestarCBR]

A couple more Facebook gems worthy of another look...

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[fixxervi6]

They missed apes!

[milesmiles]

you get no one

[JTChiTown]

Its halfway between the BMW and the Harley.....

[LonestarCBR]

[DarcShadow]

[BeautifulDisaster]

[DarcShadow]

What is worse than ants in your pants?







Your Uncle in your pants.

[LonestarCBR]

A husband and wife are shopping for groceries. The wife gets nabbed for shoplifting a can of peaches. Her day in court arrives. The judge asks her to rise, and proceeds to give her a very stern lecture. “Madam, shoplifting a can of peaches is a very serious offense. There are six peach halves in this can, and I’m going to sentence you to one month of jail time for each one…six months in jail!” The lady gasps and starts crying. Her husband jumps up and starts exclaiming “your Honor, your Honor”. The judge pounds his gavel and proclaims “outbursts will not be tolerated”. The man apologizes and asks if he may approach the bench. The judge says he may. The man approaches the bench, turns and looks at his sobbing wife, then whispers to the judge “your Honor, she also stole a can of green peas”.

[LonestarCBR]

Jim and Rick...

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[LonestarCBR]

Cobbed from Facebook posts...

[LonestarCBR]

Courtesy of a Facebook post...

Four Texans were at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them bunk with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what
happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl rattled the roof!! I sat up and watched him all night. I couldn't believe the noise!"

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player;
a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good mornin'!!" he said.

The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his butt and kissed him g'night on the cheek. Daryl sat up and watched ME all night.

[111]

You know difference between a BMW and a porcupune?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Just saw this highly priveledged individual at the gas station.

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[milesmiles]

I nearly lose it when I see that


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