Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 11:18 am
Hahahaha Nice!!!
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 11:15 am
Heh!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 7:38 pm
LOL !!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:43 am
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:49 am
Good one
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:04 am
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back."
"That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back."
"That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:27 am
Ha...on your game today, nice.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:33 am
LOL!! Miles, do you use that line often?
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:51 am
a gentleman never tells
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:52 am
You need to make a thread just for pickup lines. 
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:03 am
i'll call it "failures"Telomere wrote:You need to make a thread just for pickup lines.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:04 am
LOL...then you need one that says "successes"
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:11 am
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:14 am
Q: what's red and bad for your teeth?
A: a brick, now STFU.
A: a brick, now STFU.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:38 am
You know what I like the sound of? You shutting the fuck up.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:36 pm
How about you eat a nice big hot bowl of $*cks
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:33 pm
What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? (I already asked Jim and Mella).
The smell
The smell
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:12 am
A lawyer dies. When he arrives at the funeral home, he's the largest man the funeral director has ever seen. He searches for a coffin large enough to fit the man, to no avail. Then it occurs to him to gives the body an enema, and then buried him in a shoe box.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:09 am
Well that's a new one!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:41 pm
LOL! Although I missed the lawyer part so I had to have BD explain it to me
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:44 pm
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 4:01 pm
Firewa11 wrote:LOL! Although I missed the lawyer part so I had to have BD explain it to me
Not enough beer.Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:34 am
That tickles!
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:10 am
Looks like a cocoon.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:32 am
A fleshy mosaic. Blech :P