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Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:01 pm
by mahart
Rhino wrote:Your place or mine? Either works for me, the tool is small.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:59 pm
by Stardog82
I think my brain has gone defective. I read that line earlier and totally didn't pick up on the dirty. Nice save though!

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:44 am
by Dragonfly
" Don't shake your head at me, you know I'm slow." - Dufremle

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:32 pm
by milesmiles
Telomere wrote:I just want some to play with!!!

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:02 pm
by milesmiles
fixxervi6 wrote:... I can't stop saying his name.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:36 pm
by PinkFiddy
"You're going to be the Fort Worth Midget Riders." - Keith
"You've seen Bridgette right?" - Jon

:o

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:24 am
by Stardog
Firewa11 wrote:Oh, we can make it fit. There might be some ripping and tearing, but by god it'll go in.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:26 pm
by Stardog82
This actually happened last night

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:05 pm
by Teresa
Man, you gotta love dufremle. Zero risk of unrealistic optimism when dealing with that guy. Actually, zero risk of any type of optimism at all.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:54 pm
by U-Turn
:grin:
You know Mc Dufremle well.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:12 am
by milesmiles
Rhino wrote: Small penis? It happens.
lololololz

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:55 pm
by Telomere
stardog84 wrote:I can only go so deep

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:20 am
by Dragonfly
fireblade wrote:I'm gonna meet up with you before you get drunk and put my stuff in your truck.
:to WillK675

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:41 am
by Telomere
:SideSplittingLaughter:
Dragonfly wrote:Don't be cheap! I need at least a 6-pack to start to loosen up. :neutral:

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:59 pm
by WillK675
Telomere wrote::SideSplittingLaughter:
Dragonfly wrote:Don't be cheap! I need at least a 6-pack to start to loosen up. :neutral:

You quoted it wrong. It's....
Dragonfly wrote:Don't be cheap! I need at least a 6-[redacted] to start to loosen up.
:-)

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:46 am
by fixxervi6
Demon duck - I like to lick it

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:08 pm
by DemonDuck
fixxervi6 wrote:Demon duck - I like to lick it
I approve this message.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:02 pm
by sckego
Blizz: "you tainted my toast!"
Sckego: "better than a toasted taint..."

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:29 am
by Rhino
*cringe*

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:37 pm
by Telomere
dufremle wrote:I think that's about as big as I can go.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:28 am
by dufremle
I don't remember saying that.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:45 am
by milesmiles
Rhino wrote: There was a lot of grunting, but 84 follows directions well. We made that mattress our bitch.
Sounds like you made 84 your bitch..................in bed.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:50 am
by DemonDuck
Stardog84 wrote:Yeah we managed to force it in. Dimensionally it was kind of...smaller than I expected but really thick. Had to take it in at some awkward angles on the stairs but we finished in a timely manner and he sent me on my way.

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:19 pm
by Grinner
God I LOVE this club!!!!!!!
:D

Re: The official quotes thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:42 pm
by Rhino
84 is definitely one of us.