The official quotes thread
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 5:49 pm
"it's like a peanut in a lollipop: you need to suck it till you get the nut." - Jared
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The official quotes thread
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Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:04 pm
she purtier than mayonaise oozing out of a spam sandwich!
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:04 pm
"Sex is like air...it's no big deal till you're not getting any!"-Jared
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:59 pm
not a quote i know, but notice whom we all seem to quote the most lol. we really do have the whitest club ever!!! love ya j, and no offense kev.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:28 am
*grinner says this needs to be changed to the official Jared/Fireblade thread 
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:55 am
Yeah, you say that now, but I'm still riding with a tinted visor for the po poPinkFiddy wrote:not a quote i know, but notice whom we all seem to quote the most lol. we really do have the whitest club ever!!! love ya j, and no offense kev.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:12 pm
fireblade wrote:I'd totally motorboat that pie/cake thing.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:07 am
Firewa11 wrote:I'll be whatever you want me to be... for a price.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:29 am
in a discussion between my boyfriend and my roommate about people throwing trash in other people's yards and Brittani getting rather annoyed and wanting to say something, Grinner tries to calm her down by telling her to bottle it up until he really needs her and then he'll unleash the dog. So Brittani, who's excellent at quotes and had been running mulitple all day, pops off, "I'm really good with my mouth," while texting on her phone so her reaction was quite delayed but rather amusing.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:30 am
oh, and kev, you can hide all you want behind that visor, but your helmet stands out so bad, they'd know it was you in a hearbeat 
luvs ya bro.
luvs ya bro.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:48 am
oh, yeah, it's the helmet that makes me stand out with this group
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:10 am
fireblade wrote:I bought a bunch of land in upstate New York, and I built a bunch of cabins and bunks and things on it. Figured, I'm going to start a summer program for kids with ADD. I don't know, no one showed up. I don't know what I did wrong. I was calling it: Concentration Camp.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:40 pm
If you have to explain it, it's not a funny quote. Just say "I'm good with my mouth" - Brittani
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:43 pm
fireblade wrote:I already know how to say "less teeth, more tongue" is there anything else?
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:45 pm
Yes - tell granny to take out her denturesFirewa11 wrote:fireblade wrote:I already know how to say "less teeth, more tongue" is there anything else?
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:21 pm
Dufremle wrote:I don't miss meat as much as I thought I would...
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:55 pm
WillK675 wrote:Thats why I always straighten her up right before I go off.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:20 pm
Grinner's cuz Big Dave wrote:I checked to make sure it's not a miata convertible because if it was I'm afraid I'd fart and pop out the top.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:59 pm
Blizzard_1708 wrote:they are! How big do you want them, because they are REALLY big
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:33 am
WillK675 wrote:Friends don't let friends, drink and saw.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:50 am
fireblade wrote:its not that bad, plus there is plenty of booze there to get the taste out of your mouth.
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:15 am
Firewa11 wrote:It won't take long for Blizz to be on top of me again
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:37 pm
Sauter0966 wrote: I tried that to, maybe I am just not holding my mouth right
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:04 pm
Will's co-worker wrote:.... Woohoo! ... I've got the little balls
Re: The official quotes thread
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:57 pm
Valentina wrote:everything is BIG here hehe