God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:54 am
New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
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God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
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Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:40 am
OOOO wow. This wrong in so many ways.... but I would have to say if it was anyone else Chuck would win but against GOD even Chuck dont have enough for that.
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:27 am
AMEN brother Demonduck!
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:36 am
Fist fight? God.
Roundhouse kick fight? Chuck Norris.
Roundhouse kick fight? Chuck Norris.
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:55 pm
Chuck Norris of course. God doesn't fight. He would talk his way out of it...WWJD!Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:06 am
Telomere wrote:Chuck Norris of course. God doesn't fight. He would talk his way out of it...WWJD!Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Now it all depends.... GOD has turned cities to stone...sent all kinds of plagues....ect ect. I think the thing to remember is that the fight would never happen.... GOD and Chuck are always on the same side.
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:28 am
But only because God can't block that roundhouse kick...DemonDuck wrote:I think the thing to remember is that the fight would never happen.... GOD and Chuck are always on the same side.
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:51 am
ROFL... GOD could make him forget how to use that roundhouse kick...
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:40 am
I don't think we're talking about the same Chuck Norris.DemonDuck wrote:ROFL... GOD could make him forget how to use that roundhouse kick...
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:19 am
Yeah, there are billions of people alive on the planet today only because Chuck Norris lets them live.
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:05 pm
Chuck. God doesn't exist.Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Re: bit of Moto GP
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:56 am
Which god? Thor might give him a good fight. Zeus, not so much. Odin would probably kick his ass.Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:01 am
Cthulhu for the win!
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:12 am
OH, and don't forget about the all powerfull spaghetti monster. No way Chuck could beat him.
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:23 am
Well, I actually disagree with you there. Chuck would simply eat His noodely appendages...
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:44 am
This is a trick question. Chuck Norris is God.
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:06 am
Blasphamy, he boild for your sins and this is how you respond?
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:39 pm
He did boil for my sins, but Chuck is a more powerful diety.fixxervi6 wrote:Blasphamy, he boild for your sins and this is how you respond?
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:50 pm
Within the church of Jedi, who exactly is God? or is the force god? And on that note, can chuck defeat the force, or does chuck use the force?
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:52 pm
The force isn't a single diety, but is rather an energy force that surrounds us, and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:06 pm
Check Norris would win, you can't fight something that is fake.
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:37 pm
Alright fine. So let's say ol Chucky vs. Yoda then.Firewa11 wrote:The force isn't a single diety, but is rather an energy force that surrounds us, and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:45 pm
Think I'm going to have to go with chuck on that one. He'd just ax kick yoda and it'd be done.
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:48 pm
But would he land the kick, or Would Yoda just use the force and flip him on his ass mid kick?
Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:50 pm
Hmm, good point. I think we might have to call that one a tie.