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Rhino wrote:On Facebook yesterday I learned that Jesus wasn't a zombie, he was a lich.

Just thought I'd pass that on.

Zombies want to eat your flesh. Jesus wants you to eat his flesh. Slight, but crucial difference.

fixxervi6 wrote:pink slime is not 100% beef, it's cartilage, tendon material, fat, tiny amounts of real meat, and the government allows them to label it 100% beef.

LOL@ tendon, cartilage and fat not being "real beef." It sure as shit ain't pork or poultry...

Well, had my first street crash in six years yesterday. BARF has a cool forum called "crash analysis" where riders are encouraged to share what happened and any details they remember, to hopefully root-cause the crash and allow others to learn from it. I did a pretty thorough write-up of m...

Rhino wrote:Is that a WR250R? I want that exact setup.

Not so big on the signature-reading thing, eh? WR450F/SM. I call her "Noodly."


YSWIDT?

Do not get arrested.
Do not get arrested.
Do not get arrested.
Do not get arrested.

Fuck, I'm probably gonna get arrested.

BRAAAAAAAP

Rhino wrote:

DarcShadow wrote:Reading through that thread, good greif. I'm sure glad we don't behave like that here...most of the time.

What a bunch of feminine hygiene products.

Definitely the best line of that whole trainwreck.

fixxervi6 wrote:Kind of a tease of info don't you think? Who is injured?

A brief google search brings up the pertinent info for one of those involved, not sure about the other...
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And my shirt!

As promised.

fixxervi6 wrote:Challenge updated!

WTF man! I had a meetup and ride scheduled with one of my buddies for Saturday so I could do this one! Shit, he's gonna be pissed when I tell him that we're gonna have to ride to mf'ng EL PASO now that the challenge has changed!

Bad-ass map. I want this on my wall...

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LOL@ the open roll hoop

Rhino wrote:My first Yamaha.

Lookin' good, Lord Vader.

DarcShadow wrote: Is that a rack of high heel shoes in the garage?

Nice garage floor.

Hey, Vic gets to claim *some* space.

Thanks! The garage is coming together nicely... just need to finish painting the shelves along one wall and the finishing up the tiling. I'll post some pics when it's done...

Yeah, but as we all know from track riding, adding speeds in the straights isn't the problem. It's figuring out what to do with that speed when the turn approaches that separates the men from the yard sales. The rules changes that take away down force and make the tires less sticky will make for go...

They have a 160-hp boost from the KERS system (basically a push-to-pass), similar to what they had last year, except twice as powerful. They also have another motor/generator unit attached to the 125,000rpm turbo itself, that can both help recharge the battery, as well as run backwards and spin up t...

U-Turn wrote: Need a BARF Patch, Next to the FWMR Patch.

I've still got my velcro'd on FWMR patch on my old white leathers. I should transfer it over...

Helimot one-piece suit, worn a half dozen times (if it hadn't been advertised as used, I'd have thought it was fresh off the rack) - $500

111/James wrote:SOLD OUT IN 20-25 MINUTES FOR ALL 4 GROUPS FOR BOTH DAYS!?!??!

I fought the website the whole time but i was able to get registered for both days.

Jesus fuck, that's ridiculous.

Congrats on getting in, sure you'll have a blast!

One of the best racing games ever. Only two car options: Ferrari F40 vs Porsche 959.

Isn't that the affect you get by suffocation in ANY gas except CO2? The "OMG SUFFOCATING!" feeling you get while holding you breath isn't due to lack of oxygen, it's due to a buildup of carbon dioxide. As long as you're getting rid of the CO2 by steady breathing, your body doesn't sense an...

How to convince vic to let me spend $1k+ on entry and airfare...?

I was at an international track and field competition when I saw a gentleman walking along carrying a long stick. I asked him, "are you a pole vaulter?" He replied, "no, I'm German... And how did you know my name is Walter?"