An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
86 Year Old Hunter
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86 Year Old Hunter
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Re: 86 Year Old Hunter
HAHAHA! Nice!
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Re: 86 Year Old Hunter
LOL .... 
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Re: 86 Year Old Hunter
NO .... everybody is missing the point of the Dr's story. The point is that even AN OLD MAN WITH A CANE, CAN TAKE DOWN A BEAVER IF THE MIND SET IS RIGHT.
Mike
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It SUCKS to get old ... it sucks even MORE to realize it! Live for the moment every chance you get.
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Re: 86 Year Old Hunter
Perspective of an old man.
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Re: 86 Year Old Hunter
Yeah, so WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? Hey, it's all a matter of attitude and even being the 'old fart' around here, I have PLENTY of attitude!DarcShadow wrote:Perspective of an old man.
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