Just work, so no.Telomere wrote:I hope it wasn't on anything important.Striple wrote:That one made me spill my coffee.Telomere wrote:her big camel toe trips over Firewa11's mooseknuckle
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I can see it now...sorry, you get an "F" on your report, it had coffee spilled on it.
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Years ago, a few of my student's papers were mauled by one of my dogs. Fortunately, those few papers were not very good to begin with, so the damage was minimal.
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I can see my damn cats doing that. I swear they think they are dogs. I would hate to have to explain to any students why their papers are shredded. I can see them demanding an A for it. Good thing I can print it off of turnitin!!Striple wrote:Years ago, a few of my student's papers were mauled by one of my dogs. Fortunately, those few papers were not very good to begin with, so the damage was minimal.
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That's hypocrisy you two!!!! The students can't use the excuse but the teachers can?!!! Unfair!!! INJUSTICE!!!!! Hahah I really don't care I just found that a good excuse to use Spank spank spankity spank. Caffeine. Yes yes YES OOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOSSSSHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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I don't use that excuse....I print it off the internet and don't tell them. Duh.
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Telomere wrote:I am still not awake because I saw moose knuckle!!!
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You'd be surprised what tricks tired eyes play on you.Firewa11 wrote:Telomere wrote:I am still not awake because I saw moose knuckle!!!
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fixxervi6 wrote:Just let them get wet if you decide to run
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Firewa11 wrote:See? It goes into the hole and the hole is supposed to grab onto it. It's supposed to fit in there snug so it doesn't come out.
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Polokid69 wrote:Only damage was to my ego and a bruise to my palm
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LonestarCBR wrote: Still, you just gotta believe the man still rides your ass, no matter what the job.
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dufremle wrote:Don can take tail.
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WickerMan wrote:...I'm just not a naked fan.
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Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it. EK
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Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it. EK
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BeautifulDisaster wrote:Damn these small hands. I remember you let me hold it and I definitely could not get a good grip on it because it's so big. But I am bound and determined to work my way up to it. Will level up as necessary of course (and pay for the ammo each time!).
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LOL!
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Fixed for maximum dirty.BeautifulDisaster wrote:Damn these small hands. I remember you let me hold it and I definitely could not get a good grip on it because it's so big. But I am bound and determined to work my way up to it.
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I shall have revenge!!!! (Well played buddy! )
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And now you know why they call me Rhino.
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fixxervi6 wrote:I have a vacum thingy...
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(creative editing at its finest)BeautifulDisaster wrote:Stiff...and...tall..., sure I'll take that on! that is so very kind of you to offer, thank you!!! ^_^ )
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(hah, you are good!)
I am plotting my revenge you know I'm going to have to assign certain dessert portions to certain people for the picnic.
I am plotting my revenge you know I'm going to have to assign certain dessert portions to certain people for the picnic.
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