Favorite movie quotes

[DemonDuck]

Armageddon

"Rules of engagement: one, whoever sees the other person first is the winner; two, whoever gets seen first is toast."

[Rhino]

Jarhead?

[MattStrada]

Fire Birds, great movie.

This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?

[milesmiles]

dazed and confused

"youre so money and you don't even know it"

[Telomere]

dazed and confused

"youre so money and you don't even know it"

Also from Dazed and Confused
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age".

[WillK675]

Dazed and Confused, once again.

"How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches! "

[milesmiles]

"you're so money and you don't even know it" is not dazed and confused

[Fender943]

"you're so money and you don't even know it" is not dazed and confused

Swingers?

[milesmiles]

Yep, your turn

[Fender943]

"I'll bet my badge that we haven't seen the last of those weirdies.."

[WillK675]

Plan 9

Ok. let's try this again....

"How did I fail women's studies? I love Bitches!"

[DarcShadow]

How High

"You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter."

[DarcShadow]

Surely I haven't stumped you all?

[milesmiles]

i don't know what it is

[sckego]

No clue...

[fireblade]

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man?

[nitzer]

I didn't see it until just now, but yes it's Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man.

[DarcShadow]

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man?

You are correct sir.

[fireblade]

I didnt want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

[MattStrada]

Grandma's boy.

The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people.

[sckego]

Braveheart.

So what happens when the dogs catch the hare?
Well, then the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it?
Proper fucked?

[WillK675]

Snatch

Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."

[fireblade]

Boondock Saints

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I'm talking to whoever is listening out there......like I told my last wife... I said Honey I never drive faster than I can see and besides that its all in the reflexes......You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark & stormy night alright...... When some wild eyed nine foot maniac smacks the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall and asks if you have paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker back in the eye you just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this. Have you paid your dues Jack??? Yes sir the check is in the mail........ Now ya see I'm not sayin that I've been everywhere & I've done everything but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in THIS universe

[DemonDuck]

Big trouble in little china.... great movie. Didnt even have to get past the first line.

"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child."

[sckego]

Snatch

Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."

But... Charlie Bronson's always got rope!