Moderate Ride - 3-9

Rhino · Post by **Rhino** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:17 pm

Telomere wrote:
Polokid69 wrote: So if its someone else's meatballs its ok, lol
Basically, yeah because you are now FWMR property for all members to use and abuse

Pretty much, unless your sponsor can defend you.

Post by **Telomere** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:31 pm

Rhino wrote:
Telomere wrote:
Polokid69 wrote: So if its someone else's meatballs its ok, lol
Basically, yeah because you are now FWMR property for all members to use and abuse
Pretty much, unless your sponsor can defend you.

His sponsor will have to defend 2 meatballs

Post by **milesmiles** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 pm

Nah nah nah I got two meatballs so each one would have each others back. I'm smart like that

Post by **DemonDuck** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:26 pm

El Diabro wrote:not that i can lead a ride, but if anyone wants to meet up for a ride out to the track since i'm not riding, i could use the company

Dude! I was hoping to follow ya around a couple laps with you on that 750 of yours!

Post by **Stardog82** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:51 pm

The degree to which you are abused depends entirely upon whose balls you are

Rhino · Post by **Rhino** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:19 am

Indeed. Seeing as how Miles gets kicked in the nuts all the time, being his meatballs means you're pretty much directly in the line of fire.

Fish R1 · Post by **Fish R1** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:55 am

Please don’t upset the meatball with the pilot’s license. I have visions of him swooping down out of the clouds in a WW 1 bi plane with an AR 15 in one hand, Malitof cocktail in the other, a hat that holds 2 beers on his head with the straws hanging out of his mouth.

Post by **milesmiles** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:06 am

Oddly that sounds pretty accurate

Rhino · Post by **Rhino** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Fish R1 wrote:Please don’t upset the meatball with the pilot’s license. I have visions of him swooping down out of the clouds in a WW 1 bi plane with an AR 15 in one hand, Malitof cocktail in the other, a hat that holds 2 beers on his head with the straws hanging out of his mouth.

Count me as totally unconcerned. I can totally picture that scenario. I can also totally picture the resulting crash because he doesn't have any hands free to control the plane. Or if that doesn't work, I'll just outrun his old and busted ass plane. My Nomad should be sufficient for the job.

Post by **milesmiles** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:24 am

If someone came at me in a WW 1 plane, ar15 in hand and a matilof cocktail in the other, all while wearing a hardhat specifically made for drinking. I don't think I could think of a more badass way to die

El Diabro · Post by **El Diabro** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:05 pm

DemonDuck wrote:
El Diabro wrote:not that i can lead a ride, but if anyone wants to meet up for a ride out to the track since i'm not riding, i could use the company
Dude! I was hoping to follow ya around a couple laps with you on that 750 of yours!

ha...you on that bmw could follow me backwards around ECR!

Not this month....hopefully next month i can get out there!

Post by **DemonDuck** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:23 pm

Dang it... I probably won't make that one. And I'm not near good enough to do more than just follow you. The BMW is not the weak link... I am.

Stardog · Post by **Stardog** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:52 pm

Rhino wrote:
Fish R1 wrote:Please don’t upset the meatball with the pilot’s license. I have visions of him swooping down out of the clouds in a WW 1 bi plane with an AR 15 in one hand, Malitof cocktail in the other, a hat that holds 2 beers on his head with the straws hanging out of his mouth.
Count me as totally unconcerned. I can totally picture that scenario. I can also totally picture the resulting crash because he doesn't have any hands free to control the plane. Or if that doesn't work, I'll just outrun his old and busted ass plane. My Nomad should be sufficient for the job.

Trim for 65 knots, make small adjustments to throttle for ascent/descent control when needed, crab it with the rudder when you need to aim or turn, in a pinch go full throttle by knee. Totally got this.

Fish R1 · Post by **Fish R1** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:01 pm

Stardog84 wrote:
Rhino wrote:
Fish R1 wrote:Please don’t upset the meatball with the pilot’s license. I have visions of him swooping down out of the clouds in a WW 1 bi plane with an AR 15 in one hand, Malitof cocktail in the other, a hat that holds 2 beers on his head with the straws hanging out of his mouth.
Count me as totally unconcerned. I can totally picture that scenario. I can also totally picture the resulting crash because he doesn't have any hands free to control the plane. Or if that doesn't work, I'll just outrun his old and busted ass plane. My Nomad should be sufficient for the job.
Trim for 65 knots, make small adjustments to throttle for ascent/descent control when needed, crab it with the rudder when you need to aim or turn, in a pinch go full throttle by knee. Totally got this.

UGGGGH

He has a plan.

Rhino · Post by **Rhino** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:16 am

Fish R1 wrote:UGGGGH He has a plan.

65 knots = 74.8mph.

If you want to bug out, just shift to 2nd and flip him the bird.

Firewa11 · Post by **Firewa11** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:59 am

Yes, but it'd be on a day like the camping party... No way to escape his wrath.

Rhino · Post by **Rhino** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:01 am

Firewa11 wrote:Yes, but it'd be on a day like the camping party... No way to escape his wrath.

False again, that would be the easiest day to escape his wrath.

"MEATBALL--JAGERBOMB. DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY NO TO ME, FUCKING DRINK IT!"

Problem solved.

Stardog · Post by **Stardog** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:55 pm

Rhino wrote:False again, that would be the easiest day to escape his wrath.

"MEATBALL--JAGERBOMB. DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY NO TO ME, FUCKING DRINK IT!"

Problem solved.

Agreed. But in all seriousness I have flown pretty drunk and it is not that hard. Now taking off and landing is something that I have not done hammered so I might have to have a volunteer. I know a Vietnam fighter pilot who still has a little bit of spunk left in him and would probably do it. Though he did accidentally shoot his own airplane once strafing some coyotes. At the time he was... well... hammered.

Post by **Stardog82** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:17 pm

Rhino wrote:
Firewa11 wrote:Yes, but it'd be on a day like the camping party... No way to escape his wrath.
False again, that would be the easiest day to escape his wrath.

"MEATBALL--JAGERBOMB. DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY NO TO ME, FUCKING DRINK IT!"

Problem solved.

This is an effective strategy. The shot that I had to fucking drink was 151 though.

Stardog · Post by **Stardog** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:39 am

Stardog82 wrote:This is an effective strategy. The shot that I had to fucking drink was 151 though.

Oh no, no way. And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. No, I won't do that.

Post by **dufremle** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:19 am

151 with a few drops of Tabasco! Awesome.

Post by **Polokid69** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:33 am

dufremle wrote:151 with a few drops of Tabasco! Awesome.

Everclear and lime

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