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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:13 pm

So much for casual Fridays!
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:32 pm

Okay, ya'll lost me a couple of posts ago.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:38 pm

Get your mind in the gutter! ;)
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:31 am

Oklahomans...living proof that Native Americans f*cked buffaloes.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Firewa11 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:37 am

LonestarCBR wrote:Oklahomans...living proof that Native Americans f*cked buffaloes.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:51 am

Oh shit, I posted this on the joke thread, sorry, I wasn't joking.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:45 am

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by WillK675 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:31 pm

LonestarCBR wrote:Oklahomans...living proof that Native Americans f*cked buffaloes.

:SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter:

Just hope Fireblade doesn't read this.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Stardog82 » Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:49 pm

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:37 pm

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:46 am

Damn...Drunky Foreskin

I guess that's better than Merrydink Elfsdong
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Stardog82 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:42 am

Drippy Jollyfuck. I like it
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:42 am

:SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:43 am

Back to another thread, if we're talking about changing board names, now we're on to something.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:55 am

Hahahahaha yes!!!!!
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Firewa11 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:00 pm

Drippy Bigass
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:01 pm

Smallie Ringlicker
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:07 pm

Firewa11 wrote:Drippy Bigass
Yes, I had already heard this well before the chart was published.

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:08 pm

BeautifulDisaster wrote:Smallie Ringlicker
Uh...no comment.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by milesmiles » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:05 pm

What's the difference between two dicks and a joke?...you don't look like you can take a joke.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Stardog82 » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:30 pm

Very nice
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:12 am

Yep, good one Miles. This is one of those jokes you have to be careful who you pull it on, else you might get your ass kicked.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by milesmiles » Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:30 am

Very very true.
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