Joke of the day

[BeautifulDisaster]

[LonestarCBR]

Women's response to a survey on size ......….
2 inches - I can't even hold it.

3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied
4 inches - I've had bigger than that

5 inches - Good, but I wish a bit bigger!

6 inches - Perfect.

7 inches - Love it.

8 inches - Wow!, but can't have it all.

9 inches - Painful but manageable.

10 inches - Too much pressure on stomach.

This survey was Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of Subway Sandwiches..



But I'm a little disturbed at the way you think!

Makes perfect sense...what else could it have been a survey about.

[milesmiles]

Yea I knew it was sammiches all along. Why is this even in the joke section.

[Telomere]

Yea I knew it was sammiches all along. Why is this even in the joke section.

Hot dogs...duh. you know sonic had some foot long ones.

[milesmiles]

Love those

[Telomere]

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[Stardog82]

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor

[111]

That's horrible and yes I laughed.

[JTChiTown]

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor

Wow. Yes horrible. Yes too soon.


Yes I chuckled a little too.

[LonestarCBR]

Had some posted this anonymously and we'd have had a vote on who's joke it was, I'd have voted for 84 or 82.

[Stardog82]

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I make her swallow it?

Her miscarriage

[LonestarCBR]

Like I said.

[BeautifulDisaster]

Is this in reference to one bearing the likeness of a phallus?

[milesmiles]

I lost my mood ring this morning...I don't know how I feel about that.

[BeautifulDisaster]

Ha! Probably left by the pills you take for short-term memory loss?

[Rhino]

Two whales walk into a bar.

The first whale says "oooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo"

The second whale says "Jesus christ Bob, you're wasted!"


She tells it better:
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[BeautifulDisaster]

[milesmiles]

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just gave birth to "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations resounded. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds," The bartender is concerned: "What the hell happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

[111]

Nice

[111]

I went to a circle jerk the other day. At first I didn't think it was going to work out, but in the end we all came together.

[BeautifulDisaster]

See you DO know of them!

[sckego]

Did you hear the awesome ebola joke?

No? It's OK...










You probably won't get it.

[sckego]

Hot dogs...duh. you know sonic had some foot long ones.

I… I just feel like it wouldn’t fucking kill you to use a little more bread.

Tags: so little bread, why not more bread, where more bread, could be more bread, more bread?, if more bread then good, maybe more bread, could have more bread if want, want more bread, use more bread you fucking asshole


This entire website is fucking great.
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[111]

That website is great. The shit people eat

[BeautifulDisaster]

That's freaking nasty stuff!!!! Horrific!!! /e quickly adds it to bookmarks