Joke of the day
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Hahahaha Nice!!!
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LOL !!!
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Good one
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A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back."
"That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back."
"That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
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Ha...on your game today, nice.
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a gentleman never tells
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You need to make a thread just for pickup lines.
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i'll call it "failures"Telomere wrote:You need to make a thread just for pickup lines.
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Re: Joke of the day
Q: what's red and bad for your teeth?
A: a brick, now STFU.
A: a brick, now STFU.
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You know what I like the sound of? You shutting the fuck up.
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Sometimes you gotta draw the line, but that doesn't mean it can't be squiggly-miles
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How about you eat a nice big hot bowl of $*cks
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What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? (I already asked Jim and Mella).
The smell
The smell
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A lawyer dies. When he arrives at the funeral home, he's the largest man the funeral director has ever seen. He searches for a coffin large enough to fit the man, to no avail. Then it occurs to him to gives the body an enema, and then buried him in a shoe box.
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Well that's a new one!
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Sometimes you gotta draw the line, but that doesn't mean it can't be squiggly-miles
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LOL! Although I missed the lawyer part so I had to have BD explain it to me
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Not enough beer.Firewa11 wrote:LOL! Although I missed the lawyer part so I had to have BD explain it to me
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