Paved Church of the Heavenly Cone

[sckego]

I'm not sure how many of you guys are into autocrossing/open tracking your cars, but here's a new religion for ya: The Paved Church of the Heavenly Cone. Actually, I'm sure they'll make some allowances for their two-wheeled brethren and write us into the good book somewhere. I'll just post up one sample, you can explore the entire holy writings in this grassroots motorsport thread.

The Cone is my marker.
I shall turn in.
It maketh me trail brake and turn.
It leadeth me unto late Apexes.
It maketh me to accelerate out smoothly.
It guideth me to drive ten-tenths.
For its time-clock's sake.

Yea though I approach the limits of adhesion
in the chicane
I fear no spin
For you are with me.
Your r-compounds and alloys, they comfort me.

Surely low lap times and competitors shall follow me
every lap of the race
And I shall dwell on the podium of
The Cone, forever.

Oh, and one more thing: Once this gets recognized as an organized religion by the government, all monies spent or donated to it are... TAX DEDUCTIBLE!!!