A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

This section can be controversial. All opinions and arguments are welcome. Personal attacks are not acceptable.
Post Reply
Bird
Posts: 3697
Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:13 pm
Achievement count: 0
Location: Burleson

A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by Bird » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:34 pm

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change....... I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

THE BOSS
Mike
It SUCKS to get old ... it sucks even MORE to realize it! Live for the moment every chance you get.

User avatar
Blizzard_1708
Posts: 6738
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:38 pm

Re: A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by Blizzard_1708 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:52 am

moved to politics forum

This is hilarious!

User avatar
Grinner
Posts: 3885
Joined: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:06 pm
Riding Style: Intermediate Track Rider
Achievement count: 25
Location: MSR-C
Contact:

Re: A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by Grinner » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:56 pm

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I likey!!!
:D
Copper K3SV650S & K3SV1000S
Enjoy your Life...Don't Die Young Feeling Old When You Can Die Old Feeling Young!!
"Grinner is carrying the Black man-card, aka he has aquired enough man points his card is upgraded to the top teir." - fixxervi6

User avatar
U-Turn
Posts: 3776
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:37 pm
Achievement count: 31
Location: Florida, sunning the days away.
Contact:

Re: A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by U-Turn » Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:35 pm

More scare tactics.
Sitting on the couch, watching TV, isn't living.
Triumph 955

txt 8..223.0762 to ride.
-

User avatar
Firewa11
Posts: 13026
Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:22 am
Achievement count: 49
Location: The Tempest

Re: A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by Firewa11 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:30 pm

KC817 wrote:More scare tactics.
:icon_whs0be:
"Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150."
ImageImageImage

User avatar
WillK675
Posts: 8511
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:08 pm
Riding Style: Intermediate Track Rider
Achievement count: 35
Location: Fort Worth

Re: A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by WillK675 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:48 pm

F'in awesome. :SideSplittingLaughter:
-Will
'07 Daytona 675
'09 Versys 650
'14 CB500
'20 MB200
When it comes to addiction Motorcycles are worse than crack.
"Brake fade is God's way of telling you to quit squeezing the coward lever and carry more corner speed, you pussy." - Rhino

User avatar
2track
Posts: 1380
Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:00 pm
Riding Style: Licensed Racer - Novice
Achievement count: 21
Location: Benbrook Tx. 76126
Contact:

Re: A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by 2track » Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:47 pm

:SideSplittingLaughter:

User avatar
dufremle
Club Staff/Treasurer
Club Staff/Treasurer
Posts: 12567
Joined: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:57 am
Riding Style: Novice Track Rider
Achievement count: 0
Location: NW Fort Worth
Contact:

Re: A Layoff letter from an excellent boss

Post by dufremle » Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:10 pm

That is great.
Jim

2024 Subaru Crosstrek
2017 Toyota 4Runner