My new religion!!
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My new religion!!
Random stuff I say:
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?
Re: My new religion!!
Awesome!
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Re: My new religion!!
The Way of the Noodly Appendage is the only true way.
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Re: My new religion!!
I've been touched by his noodly appendage.
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Re: My new religion!!
Sitting on the couch, watching TV, isn't living.
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Re: My new religion!!
Jediism is much older. It started a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
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Heh heh heh - ism...
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Re: My new religion!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: My new religion!!
I thought Jedi was a hereditary thing, not a religion.Firewa11 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism
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Re: My new religion!!
Only if you buy into that Midichlorian mumbo-jumbo.sckego wrote:I thought Jedi was a hereditary thing, not a religion.Firewa11 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism
Anything starring Jar-Jar Binks is a bunch of hooey, if you ask me.
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Re: My new religion!!
Who knows maybe there are a few Jedi in the club you never know
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All Hail BOB !
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Re: My new religion!!
No, midichlorians in the blood that makes one sensitive to the force is the heredity thing. Without training to use the midichlorians to access the force, light side or dark side, is the training... and the practice of exercising values is a Jedi or Sith thing.sckego wrote:I thought Jedi was a hereditary thing, not a religion.Firewa11 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism
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Re: My new religion!!
the Jedi have even had wars with other religions such as the Sith and so just like most religions, they fought over different beliefs. Ya can't be a religion if you don't go to war over your differences
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Re: My new religion!!
More true words have never been spoken my friend.El Diabro wrote:Ya can't be a religion if you don't go to war over your differences
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Re: My new religion!!
Pastafarians don't wage war so much as send out raiding parties.
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Re: My new religion!!
The Sith can't be a religion, it's only two guys at any one time.
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Re: My new religion!!
Maybe so, but they would be like deacons or the pope. The sith following is great, just look at the number of storm troopers, ect.DarcShadow wrote:The Sith can't be a religion, it's only two guys at any one time.
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Re: My new religion!!
na, they didn't have a choice, they were all cloned to obey the Jedi, and the Sith took them over.
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Re: My new religion!!
Actually the Sith were an entire population and are considered followers. The doctrine of only two was introduced, but not everyone agreed It's like baptist and southern baptist
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Re: My new religion!!
Actually, even if one person believes something, that's enough for a religion. You don't have to have X amount of followers for it to be officially someone's religion.
As El Diabro said, the Sith are followers of the New Sith Empire, which was ultimately destroyed. When the Sith rebuilt, they implemented the rule of two, with the apprentice killing the master to take their place. This was to ensure that each new master was stronger than the last.
There are also Dark Jedi... who either fell or chose the dark side, but don't fall under the exclusive rules of the Sith. Kinda like you can chose to be evil, but you don't have to belong to an evil organization.
As El Diabro said, the Sith are followers of the New Sith Empire, which was ultimately destroyed. When the Sith rebuilt, they implemented the rule of two, with the apprentice killing the master to take their place. This was to ensure that each new master was stronger than the last.
There are also Dark Jedi... who either fell or chose the dark side, but don't fall under the exclusive rules of the Sith. Kinda like you can chose to be evil, but you don't have to belong to an evil organization.
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Re: My new religion!!
Basically, not strong enough to kill the sith master, so your going to form your own religion.Firewa11 wrote:There are also Dark Jedi... who either fell or chose the dark side, but don't fall under the exclusive rules of the Sith. Kinda like you can chose to be evil, but you don't have to belong to an evil organization.
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Re: My new religion!!
And the children of those weaklings formed the Westboro Baptist ChurchWillK675 wrote:Basically, not strong enough to kill the sith master, so your going to form your own religion.
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I'm working till 00:00 tonight doing a network change. That just made working tonight bearable.Firewa11 wrote:And the children of those weaklings formed the Westboro Baptist ChurchWillK675 wrote:Basically, not strong enough to kill the sith master, so your going to form your own religion.
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Re: My new religion!!
nice!!!!!!Firewa11 wrote:And the children of those weaklings formed the Westboro Baptist ChurchWillK675 wrote:Basically, not strong enough to kill the sith master, so your going to form your own religion.
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