For those who aren't familiar with the underlying principles behind the Atariologian faith, here are some of the basic tenants:
"All of reality can be explained if one perceives life as a video game or simulation of this life."
"Sleep is just like pausing the game, or loading the next level."
"There is always a player better than you."
As a member of The Church of Atariology, we think you might also get to take off work whenever there's a game you really, really have to play.
Pastafarian be damned
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Pastafarian be damned
I've found my new religion...
-Will
'07 Daytona 675
'09 Versys 650
'14 CB500
'20 MB200
When it comes to addiction Motorcycles are worse than crack.
"Brake fade is God's way of telling you to quit squeezing the coward lever and carry more corner speed, you pussy." - Rhino
'07 Daytona 675
'09 Versys 650
'14 CB500
'20 MB200
When it comes to addiction Motorcycles are worse than crack.
"Brake fade is God's way of telling you to quit squeezing the coward lever and carry more corner speed, you pussy." - Rhino
Re: Pastafarian be damned
na, not feeling it
spaghetti monster has more substance behind it, and evidence, this was made just to be silly.
You will be smite with a noodly appendage for such blasphamy
spaghetti monster has more substance behind it, and evidence, this was made just to be silly.
You will be smite with a noodly appendage for such blasphamy
K1600
Re: Pastafarian be damned
We really want another religion where "Joystick" is a major player?????
When the buildings look like buildings..........Get something in the WIND ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
2004 V-Rod 1250
2010 48" Gravity Longboard
1999 Old Man corvette Convertible
2004 V-Rod 1250
2010 48" Gravity Longboard
1999 Old Man corvette Convertible
Re: Pastafarian be damned
How dare atari players make a mockery of our faith. He boiled for your sins dammit!!!
"Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150."
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Re: Pastafarian be damned
No, he boiled to fill your tummy with some delicious carbs!!!
Re: Pastafarian be damned
Exactly! Pasta is the new bread of life!
"Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150."
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