Favorite movie quotes

[nitzer]

Big trouble in little china.... great movie. Didnt even have to get past the first line.

"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child."

Conan the Barbarian

"Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzballl! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!"

[DemonDuck]

I want to say it was Stripes or Forest Gump? I am not sure which one so I will leave this to others.

[shilka99]

"Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzballl! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!"

Guessing here; Full Metal Jacket?

[sckego]

"Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzballl! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!"

Guessing here; Full Metal Jacket?

My first thought as well, but they were Marines.

[MattStrada]

Based on the last sentence I'm going with,
In the army now.

[nitzer]

Give up yet? None of those...

[nitzer]

Whoops DD got it...it's Forest Gump.

[DemonDuck]

YAY ME!

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

[Rhino]

Full Metal Jacket, the drill sgt. yelling at private Pyle.

Along those lines (but not Full Metal Jacket):

"Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL! "

[U-Turn]

Got tired of no one answering so I nett'd it.
Major Payne. I saw it but don't remember much from it.
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"Oh. We got both kinds of music here, Country and Western."

[DarcShadow]

Blues Brothers
Such a great movie.

"Luke, I am your father" - hint, that line was never actually said in Star Wars.

[WillK675]

Umm. Star Wars....


"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[U-Turn]

Blues Brothers
Such a great movie.

"Luke, I am your father" - hint, that line was never actually said in Star Wars.

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SpaceBalls ?

[Bewst]

Blues Brothers
Such a great movie.

"Luke, I am your father" - hint, that line was never actually said in Star Wars.

Tommy Boy!!

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what

[El Diabro]

'That's my job, that's your job! I watched that c@cksucker operate for over 10 years, and now I've got him! The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!'

[shilka99]

Blues Brothers
Such a great movie.

"Luke, I am your father" - hint, that line was never actually said in Star Wars.

Tommy Boy!!

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what

Whose turn is it? This one sounds a lot like Clerks 2 to me...

[Bewst]

Blues Brothers
Such a great movie.

"Luke, I am your father" - hint, that line was never actually said in Star Wars.

Tommy Boy!!

_____________________________________________________________________________

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what

Whose turn is it? This one sounds a lot like Clerks 2 to me...

Close...

[fireblade]

its from Jay and Silent Bob Strike back

As your leader, I encourage you to question my logic in a polite manner. If you are convinced that a course of action that I have chosen is not the right one, then tell me so, but allow me to convince you, and I promise you, no subject will be taboo. Except the one just brought up. If anyone brings up my American or Chinese heritage as a negative, I will collect their fucking head. Just like this fucker here. So if anyone has anything else to say, now's the fucking time! I didn't think so.

[Rhino]

Ah, god, it's Lucy Liu, but I don't remember the movie!

Was she in one of the Kill Bills?

[DarcShadow]

She was, but I don't think she had much of a speaking roll.

[U-Turn]

Kill Bill, the 1st one. The Mob Boss Dinner, where she kills a few of those that doubt her ability to be ruthless enough to lead.
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" Hey, where all the White Women at ? "

[El Diabro]

Kill Bill, the 1st one. The Mob Boss Dinner, where she kills a few of those that doubt her ability to be ruthless enough to lead.
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" Hey, where all the White Women at ? "

Blazing Saddles

"That's my job, that's your job! I watched that c@cksucker operate for over 10 years, and now I've got him! The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!"

[DemonDuck]

Training Day... a freaking awsome movie.

"And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. "

[shilka99]

Boondock Saints?

[Teresa]

Yep.
I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.