The official quotes thread
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The official quotes thread
"it's like a peanut in a lollipop: you need to suck it till you get the nut." - Jared
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Re: The official quotes thread
she purtier than mayonaise oozing out of a spam sandwich!
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Re: The official quotes thread
"Sex is like air...it's no big deal till you're not getting any!"-Jared
Who all seen the Leprechaun say YEAH!!!!
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Re: The official quotes thread
not a quote i know, but notice whom we all seem to quote the most lol. we really do have the whitest club ever!!! love ya j, and no offense kev.
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Re: The official quotes thread
*grinner says this needs to be changed to the official Jared/Fireblade thread
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Re: The official quotes thread
Yeah, you say that now, but I'm still riding with a tinted visor for the po poPinkFiddy wrote:not a quote i know, but notice whom we all seem to quote the most lol. we really do have the whitest club ever!!! love ya j, and no offense kev.
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Re: The official quotes thread
fireblade wrote:I'd totally motorboat that pie/cake thing.
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Re: The official quotes thread
Firewa11 wrote:I'll be whatever you want me to be... for a price.
Random stuff I say:
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?
Re: The official quotes thread
in a discussion between my boyfriend and my roommate about people throwing trash in other people's yards and Brittani getting rather annoyed and wanting to say something, Grinner tries to calm her down by telling her to bottle it up until he really needs her and then he'll unleash the dog. So Brittani, who's excellent at quotes and had been running mulitple all day, pops off, "I'm really good with my mouth," while texting on her phone so her reaction was quite delayed but rather amusing.
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oh, and kev, you can hide all you want behind that visor, but your helmet stands out so bad, they'd know it was you in a hearbeat
luvs ya bro.
luvs ya bro.
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lalaloo!
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Re: The official quotes thread
oh, yeah, it's the helmet that makes me stand out with this group
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Re: The official quotes thread
fireblade wrote:I bought a bunch of land in upstate New York, and I built a bunch of cabins and bunks and things on it. Figured, I'm going to start a summer program for kids with ADD. I don't know, no one showed up. I don't know what I did wrong. I was calling it: Concentration Camp.
Re: The official quotes thread
If you have to explain it, it's not a funny quote. Just say "I'm good with my mouth" - Brittani
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Re: The official quotes thread
fireblade wrote:I already know how to say "less teeth, more tongue" is there anything else?
"Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150."
Re: The official quotes thread
Yes - tell granny to take out her denturesFirewa11 wrote:fireblade wrote:I already know how to say "less teeth, more tongue" is there anything else?
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Re: The official quotes thread
Dufremle wrote:I don't miss meat as much as I thought I would...
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WillK675 wrote:Thats why I always straighten her up right before I go off.
Sitting on the couch, watching TV, isn't living.
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Re: The official quotes thread
Grinner's cuz Big Dave wrote:I checked to make sure it's not a miata convertible because if it was I'm afraid I'd fart and pop out the top.
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Blizzard_1708 wrote:they are! How big do you want them, because they are REALLY big
Random stuff I say:
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?
Re: The official quotes thread
WillK675 wrote:Friends don't let friends, drink and saw.
"Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150."
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fireblade wrote:its not that bad, plus there is plenty of booze there to get the taste out of your mouth.
"Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150."
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Firewa11 wrote:It won't take long for Blizz to be on top of me again
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Sauter0966 wrote: I tried that to, maybe I am just not holding my mouth right
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Will's co-worker wrote:.... Woohoo! ... I've got the little balls
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When it comes to addiction Motorcycles are worse than crack.
"Brake fade is God's way of telling you to quit squeezing the coward lever and carry more corner speed, you pussy." - Rhino
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When it comes to addiction Motorcycles are worse than crack.
"Brake fade is God's way of telling you to quit squeezing the coward lever and carry more corner speed, you pussy." - Rhino
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Re: The official quotes thread
Valentina wrote:everything is BIG here hehe
Random stuff I say:
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?
Women are like square roots, if they're under 17 you just have to do them in your head.
What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis?