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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Firewa11 » Fri May 01, 2015 11:18 am

Hahahaha Nice!!!
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Post by BeautifulDisaster » Mon May 11, 2015 11:15 am

Heh! :-)
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Firewa11 » Mon May 11, 2015 7:38 pm

LOL !!!
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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Pooty » Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:49 am

Good one
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by milesmiles » Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:04 am

A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back."
"That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:27 am

Ha...on your game today, nice.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Telomere » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:33 am

LOL!! Miles, do you use that line often?
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by milesmiles » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:51 am

a gentleman never tells
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Telomere » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:52 am

You need to make a thread just for pickup lines. :D
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by milesmiles » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:03 am

Telomere wrote:You need to make a thread just for pickup lines. :D
i'll call it "failures"
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Telomere » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:04 am

LOL...then you need one that says "successes"
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:11 am

:SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:14 am

Q: what's red and bad for your teeth?
A: a brick, now STFU.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by milesmiles » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:38 am

You know what I like the sound of? You shutting the fuck up.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Firewa11 » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:36 pm

How about you eat a nice big hot bowl of $*cks :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Telomere » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:33 pm

What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? (I already asked Jim and Mella).












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Re: Joke of the day

Post by LonestarCBR » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:12 am

A lawyer dies. When he arrives at the funeral home, he's the largest man the funeral director has ever seen. He searches for a coffin large enough to fit the man, to no avail. Then it occurs to him to gives the body an enema, and then buried him in a shoe box.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by milesmiles » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:09 am

Well that's a new one!
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Firewa11 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:41 pm

LOL! Although I missed the lawyer part so I had to have BD explain it to me :SideSplittingLaughter:
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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Telomere » Sat Jul 18, 2015 4:01 pm

Firewa11 wrote:LOL! Although I missed the lawyer part so I had to have BD explain it to me :SideSplittingLaughter:
:SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: :SideSplittingLaughter: Not enough beer.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:34 am

:-)


That tickles!
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Post by Telomere » Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:10 am

Looks like a cocoon.
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by BeautifulDisaster » Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:32 am

A fleshy mosaic. Blech :P
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