Permission to date my daughter

[fixxervi6]

So I came accross this form due to some facebook friends:

http://www.hightechdad.com/wp-content/u ... ughter.pdf

and I found myself saying, this is way to good to let go.

So I sat the oldest daugher down for a "serious" talk, and explained to her, that I figured she was getting to the age that she was wanting to date.

I then presented the form and said this is the next step, she laughed at first but I kept playing serious, and I beleive she is now going to present the form to a boy at school.

It wasn't even 10 minutes later I start seeing "facebook" chatter from the middle child

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Now all I have to do is make sure I'm cleaning my guns when a perspective suiter shows up after passing the application form.

update:

This is bad ass, I'm the "crazy dad" without firing a single shot, I I friended this little punk and I see this change shortly after

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MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Striple]

Are you intentionally tempting Miles or is she too old for him?

[fixxervi6]

Are you intentionally tempting Miles or is she too old for him?

Probably too old, but he is welcome to fill out a form and submit it, the FBI would probably like a copy

Sorry miles, I tried to stay off that bandwagon but sometimes you just can't fight the current you know what I mean man?

[milesmiles]

Damn you striple!

[Fender943]

[DemonDuck]

Sweet 4-6years for processing

[Rhino]

The middle child is just right for Miles I think.

Edit: Just read the app, "please allow 4 to 6 years for processing"

You should probably remind the oldest child that her dirt-riding buddy is a sneaky bastard too, and is not above tailing her and her date discreetly in order to report back to her father.

[Firewa11]

Hopefully having a boy is a blessing for me

[dufremle]

Haha.

[shilka99]

I had no idea what daughters could be like until my niece arrived. Seeing the boys sniffing around everywhere she went was disturbing. I cant imagine what her father is going through. And he has 2 daughters...
I'm so glad I had a boy. I'll be teaching him to respect girls though and not treat them like targets or conquests.

[WillK675]

haha. awesome.

[DarcShadow]

I like Rule 7.

[Grinner]

Hopefully having a boy is a blessing for me

Ill give you the same lesson I was taught a loooong time ago.....
Having a boy means you only have one dick to worry about, having a girl means you have all the dicks to worry about!

[Telomere]

Are you intentionally tempting Miles or is she too old for him?

Actually he is too old for her. The boy she has her eyes on is younger than her (by maybe a year...big deal)

[Bailout]

I thought about making a career change but onec I realized I was going to have a daughter I thought this is the perfect place for me to be!!!!!!!