God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
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God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
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OOOO wow. This wrong in so many ways.... but I would have to say if it was anyone else Chuck would win but against GOD even Chuck dont have enough for that.
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Re: bit of Moto GP
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Re: bit of Moto GP
Fist fight? God.
Roundhouse kick fight? Chuck Norris.
Roundhouse kick fight? Chuck Norris.
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Re: bit of Moto GP
Chuck Norris of course. God doesn't fight. He would talk his way out of it...WWJD!Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
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Telomere wrote:Chuck Norris of course. God doesn't fight. He would talk his way out of it...WWJD!Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Now it all depends.... GOD has turned cities to stone...sent all kinds of plagues....ect ect. I think the thing to remember is that the fight would never happen.... GOD and Chuck are always on the same side.
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Re: bit of Moto GP
But only because God can't block that roundhouse kick...DemonDuck wrote:I think the thing to remember is that the fight would never happen.... GOD and Chuck are always on the same side.
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Re: bit of Moto GP
ROFL... GOD could make him forget how to use that roundhouse kick...
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Re: bit of Moto GP
I don't think we're talking about the same Chuck Norris.DemonDuck wrote:ROFL... GOD could make him forget how to use that roundhouse kick...
Re: bit of Moto GP
Yeah, there are billions of people alive on the planet today only because Chuck Norris lets them live.
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Chuck. God doesn't exist.Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
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Which god? Thor might give him a good fight. Zeus, not so much. Odin would probably kick his ass.Striple wrote:New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Cthulhu for the win!
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OH, and don't forget about the all powerfull spaghetti monster. No way Chuck could beat him.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Well, I actually disagree with you there. Chuck would simply eat His noodely appendages...
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
This is a trick question. Chuck Norris is God.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Blasphamy, he boild for your sins and this is how you respond?
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He did boil for my sins, but Chuck is a more powerful diety.fixxervi6 wrote:Blasphamy, he boild for your sins and this is how you respond?
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Within the church of Jedi, who exactly is God? or is the force god? And on that note, can chuck defeat the force, or does chuck use the force?
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The force isn't a single diety, but is rather an energy force that surrounds us, and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Check Norris would win, you can't fight something that is fake.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Alright fine. So let's say ol Chucky vs. Yoda then.Firewa11 wrote:The force isn't a single diety, but is rather an energy force that surrounds us, and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Think I'm going to have to go with chuck on that one. He'd just ax kick yoda and it'd be done.
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
But would he land the kick, or Would Yoda just use the force and flip him on his ass mid kick?
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Re: God vs. Chuck Norris - Split from "bit of Moto GP"
Hmm, good point. I think we might have to call that one a tie.
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