Exhibit A:
FEMA? Sure. Created by Jimmy Carter. I guess if you want to blame an agency created by a Democratic president before you were born, knock yourself out.Stardog82 wrote:How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
5
A FEMA agent to bail out the homeowner, a guy from the EPA to dispose of the old blub, Al Gore to make sure the new bulb is a CFL, an ACORN member to ensure that the right person changed the bulb, and Chris Matthews to fellate Obama for his heroism
EPA? Created by a Republican (Nixon). Strike one.
Al Gore? Fair enough, he's a Democratic whipping boy.
ACORN? Really? They're not a US agency (it's international) and they don't even *exist* anymore thanks to a Republican smear campaign that tried to claim that getting non-white people to register to vote is election fraud (no election fraud was ever found in court, but by then they were out of business). Strike two, probably 2.5 for thinly veiled racism.
Chris Matthews blowjobs? Yeah, strike three. When the best you've got is "gay interracial dick sucking, hurr hurr", you've proven yourself incapable of any sort of rational argument.
I'm not much of a Democrat or Republican or anything else, I just noticed that most of the anti-Democrat jokes when I was looking them up earlier looked like they were written by pimply 13-year-olds. Yes, Democrats are Mexican Jew lizards. No, they're not ashamed of that fact.