Joke of the day

[JTChiTown]

Time to trip over that parking block with your Slurpee lid not on tight.

[111]

Time to trip over that parking block with your Slurpee lid not on tight.

I came very close.

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[LonestarCBR]

So are your issues with the parking job or BMW drivers in general.

[fixxervi6]

Spit a nice snot loogy right in driver view. Technically not vandalism

[111]

So are your issues with the parking job or BMW drivers in general.

The parking job. I don't have anything against BMW or their drivers. I saw the joke the other day on face book and this just reminded me of it and it was so fitting.

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[DarcShadow]

The car next to him isn't any better.

[LonestarCBR]

Well, next time go all "Me, Myself and Irene" on them.

[LonestarCBR]

Adventure Riding explained.

[LonestarCBR]

Why we wear helmets 2.0...

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[LonestarCBR]

The CT70 I had was bulletproof too.

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[LonestarCBR]

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[Pooty]

Stress relievers

[Telomere]

Stress relievers

They belong to Caitlyn Jenner.

[Pooty]

Awww that's a let down
No stress relief there

[Telomere]

Awww that's a let down
No stress relief there

That is the joke. LOL!

[Telomere]

The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand...show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage! And the crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!

[fixxervi6]

nice

[LonestarCBR]

It doesn't have to be the Pope, anyone will do.

This may be an old one...

[Telomere]

The Washington Redskins finally drop offensive name:
Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping " Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as "The Redskins."
It was reported that he finds the word (Washington)
imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.

[Telomere]

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

[DarcShadow]

Saw this on a shirt

NSA - The only government agency that listens

[Telomere]

Saw this on a shirt

NSA - The only government agency that listens

Technically, they do selective hearing.

[nitzer]

I liked working there... It was fun messing with people.

[Telomere]

I liked working there... It was fun messing with people.

They couldn't handle you anymore?

[nitzer]

Got out of the Army... Moved on to a much better paying job.