For those who aren't familiar with the underlying principles behind the Atariologian faith, here are some of the basic tenants:
"All of reality can be explained if one perceives life as a video game or simulation of this life."
"Sleep is just like pausing the game, or loading the next level."
"There is always a player better than you."
As a member of The Church of Atariology, we think you might also get to take off work whenever there's a game you really, really have to play.
-Will
'07 Daytona 675
'09 Versys 650
'14 CB500
'20 MB200
When it comes to addiction Motorcycles are worse than crack.
"Brake fade is God's way of telling you to quit squeezing the coward lever and carry more corner speed, you pussy." - Rhino
We really want another religion where "Joystick" is a major player?????
When the buildings look like buildings..........Get something in the WIND ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
2004 V-Rod 1250
2010 48" Gravity Longboard
1999 Old Man corvette Convertible
